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Dear Santa Pour Me One Sweatshirt - Funny Holiday Crewneck | Loom Noir

Dear Santa Pour Me One Sweatshirt - Funny Holiday Crewneck | Loom Noir

Regular price $31.27 USD
Regular price Sale price $31.27 USD
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Width, in 20.00 22.01 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 34.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

Wrap yourself in retro holiday cheekiness with this cozy crewneck sweatshirt. A vintage pin-up illustration pops on a clean white background — a playful wink to classic comic art with the caption, “Dear Santa, pour me one!” The medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend and double-needle stitching give it a lived-in, durable feel that softens with every wash. The ribbed collar and cuffs hold their shape while the tubular knit construction keeps the silhouette smooth. Wear it over jeans for a laid-back holiday night out or layered at a cabin gathering when the air turns crisp. It’s easy to move in, responsibly made with US-grown cotton standards and OEKO-TEX certified dyes, and the tear-away label keeps things itch-free. Subtle versatility and vintage attitude make this sweatshirt a go-to for anyone who likes their seasonal style with humor and comfort.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy (8.0 oz/yd²) fabric for durability and comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and cuffs retain shape; double-needle stitching reinforces seams
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes; ethically sourced US cotton with DTF inner neck labels and printed wrist details
- Embroidery options available on chest or wrists; gray tear-away label for itch-free wear

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), non-chlorine: bleach as needed, tumble dry: low heat, do not iron, do not dry-clean

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